By the way, my monster cookie recipe is AWESOME! I use it to teach measuring skills in Food and Nutrition and have never had a failed batch.
On his way out the door, he asked if I really did the Pepto Bismal dance the day before. Of course I did, and I happily demonstrated it for him.
I teach my kids the Pepto Bismal dance to teach the symptoms of food borne illness. They think it is hilarious... and very strange. But they always remember the symptoms!
I found a YouTube video to demonstrate it for you. Give it a try!